We put stuff like "Why did you have to cancel the show? Were you home eating soup with your mommy?" I think we may have called him a "punk-ass bitch" too. The form required the entry of your snail-mail address for promotional mailers and stuff. We entered "Bob Walters" in the name field and my home address. We sent the e-mail, giggled, and never thought another thing about it.The following short note - a gracious explanation as to the non-appearance, complete with warning shot to close - appeared at Chris' home weeks later.
Transcript follows.
Recommended reading: Get in the Van: On the Road With Black Flag.

Transcript
BOB. HERE’S WHAT HAPPENED. THE PROMOTER SETH HOROWITZ WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THE WEATHER EVEN WHEN HE PROMISED HE WOULD BE. BY THE TIME IT WAS FOR HELMET TO GO ON, THE POWER GENERATORS WERE SUBMERGED IN WATER. THE STAGE WAS MOSTLY METAL AND THE RISK OF BANDS & CREWS GETTING FRIED.
SETH REALLY BLEW IT FOR US. WE WERE THERE ALL DAY INTO THE NIGHT WAITING TO PLAY. IT WAS THE LAST SHOW OF THE TOUR WITH SAUSAGE & HELMET AND WE WERE ALL LOOKING FORWARD TO HITTING IT. IT WOULD HAVE BEEN #80 FOR THE YEAR.
TO LEAVE THAT PLACE W/O PLAYING SUCKED.
NEXT TIME YOU SEE ME, CALL ME WHAT YOU CALLED ME IN YOUR LETTER AND WE’LL SEE HOW IT GOES.
— HENRY ROLLINS