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STRANGE, BUT TRUE......
Since "Superman" was created by a couple of Jewish kids from Cleveland, that makes him Jewish. Raised in a small town by a "Goyisha" couple, he probably never knew. Also, they didn't have a Synagogue in town, so he probably wasn't Bar-Mitzvah'd. It's doubtful that he was Circumscised. The foreskin of the superbaby would've been impossible to cut! What a mess!
Knowing that "Lois Lane" was her professional name, I checked old records and discovered that her real name was Lois Farbotnik. So a union between them would be "kosher" Let's hope we can all straighten out this mess soon.
yrs for Comic Fandom, I remain Sincerely,
(Signed)
Shel Dorf