2571 Portola Way
February 11, 1963
Dear President Kennedy,
I would like to know why, in this age of stress on physical fitness, there are still paunchy teachers around. These teachers are supposed to be good examples to us poor, disgusted kids. We kids do the exercises the teachers tell us, while the teachers stand around talking to other teachers. How are we supposed to believe exercises are worth it if the teachers don't seem to be interested?
I move that a new law be passed that requires teachers to keep themselves in the pink, too. Thank you for your attention and please reply soon.
P.S. Even some of the Scoutmasters have midriff bulge.